BEACON CITY – The most important event in micronational history occurred earlier this evening as the little bouncy DVD logo thing that jumps around the screen when the DVD player is on standby has just hit the corner of the screen on Beaconite Prince James’ television.
The announcement, met with a suitable amount of excitement, was delivered succinctly and in a very statesmanlike fashion: “Guys, guys, my bouncy DVD logo thing just went into the corner”.
The declaration was obviously met with an amount of excitement proportional to the world-shaking nature of the news. “OH MY GOD. I’ve been living for this moment my entire life,” remarked the Nolandish head of state, Prince John V, who was unable to contain his emotions.