NOLLAND (DM) – An advertisement, apparently paid for by the “Eden Committee for Preventing the Trump Being Stumped” was released earlier today by the United Nolland party apparatus.
The ad, which lambasts the Nollandish National Conservative party for their leader’s belief in a conspiracy and argues that they have no comprehension of Nollandish affairs, lasts around twenty seconds, and closes out by calling their party manifesto “a specious waste of time”.
The leader of the National Conservative party called it a “very nice ad”.
It can further be reported that altercations between James Frisch of United Nolland and the leader of the National Conservative party took place, with Mr. Frisch arguing that the NatCon leader had shown “failings” in attempting to run his party after apparently accusing the Nollandish Government of “electoral fraud”. The leader of the NatCons called this accusation “ridiculous”.