This Is Apparently News #1: McCarthy-Twain Petty Squabble

A series of petty squabbles were undertaken between Henry Twain and Kit McCarthy, President of Mcarthia and progenitor of the RadioMicro Group, currently running the RadioMicro Awards.

Henry Twain is best known for being the progenitor of the Quetico Micronational Stock Exchange, and half a dozen “news” articles congratulating himself for creating the Quetico Micronational Stock Exchange.

Kit McCarthy, on the other hand, holds the micronational record for being named/responsible for the vast majority of micronational litigation.

Allegations of vote fixing in the RadioMicro Awards’ first voting stage, taking place right now as of press time, by President McCarthy directed against Henry Twain in particular, led to the embattled McCarthy to begin something of a rant.

“Sorry, but really. You have become paranoid and insecure, and it’s getting absolutely infuriating.” He followed this opening statement by insisting that Twain had “a permanent fear that everyone is out to discredit and humiliate [him], and I’ve had enough.”

Twain’s immediate riposte was to insist that Kit was going on a “violent rampage”, sarcastically lauding his “civilised” tone, which the angry President replied to by insisting that he “could” choose not to go on the aforementioned rampage, “given that you’ve been going along these same lines for the past two and a half months, I feel justified in my ‘vicious rampage’. I didn’t hold a grudge before, I damn well do now.” He then went on to justify his “same lines” remark by referring to private correspondence between the two of them, while maintaining that he was not “low” enough to publish them.

During the whole developing situation, Wesley Prime Minister Kerry Stapleton attempted to mediate relations between the two, with little success, the two electing to almost entirely ignore the Prime Minister’s sentiments throughout the bilateral diatribe. Stapleton was eventually forced to write, in bold lettering, “A fight will just upset everybody more,” before anyone actually noticed he was attempting to get a point across.

Meanwhile, Joey Kennedy is still Prime Minister of Austenasia.

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Horatio Eden is Editor-in-chief of the Daily Micronational and Lord Executor of Valdsland. Mostly known for running a Minecraft let's play channel with two subs, which is the only organization he allows to advertise on the site.

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